ext_24682 ([identity profile] ionotter.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lionkingcmsl 2002-11-25 07:24 pm (UTC)

RETURN FIRE!

Just the same as it's a felony to fire upon a train, you would be perfectly justified to RETURN FIRE in defense of same.

Granted, paint-balls guns are non-lethal, so you would have to respond in kind.

Rock salt.

Hurts like FUCK and is totally non-lethal. You'll never be bothered again. And if anyone complains?

"They shot me!"

"What were you doing on the tracks?"

"Uhhhhhh...but they shot me!

"They shot you when you in the middle of the woods, doing what exactly?"

"Uhhmmmm...they didn't shoot me."

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