Bless your heart, but I'm sorry, this is the worst way. You start by filling everyone in on all of the possible negative things they're supposed to be thinking, just in case they haven't heard every single one, and then you don't give them any convincing reason to stop believing what you just told them.

But the furry fandom has been presenting itself this way most of the time for decades, so don't worry, all the damage was done long ago.