Suburban Jungle "Screw Ups"
Aug. 20th, 2003 10:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lionkingcmslBeing I'm not posting to the SJ Forum for the foreseeable future, I will post these "out takes" here.
The Gneech or any other "forumite" has permission to repost them there.
These are from my Tiffany in Space fanfic.
Scene:
She sleepily put on her robe, opened her bedroom door and stepped into a brightly lit corridor. She froze and was immediately wide awake. This was not her apartment. The door slammed shut behind her.
Out take: Door slams shut and door knob falls off with a clunk.
Tiffany: "Ummm, that wasn't supposed to happen was it?"
Director: "CUT! Props! Fix that thing!"
Scene:
At that moment Altaica came out of the nearest stairwell at almost full speed. She came to an abrupt halt and said, "Team at ease." She then turned to the other tigress and asked, "What are you doing here? How did you get here?"
"I don't know. I stepped out of my bedroom and into this hallway."
"Which door did you use?"
"That one," Tiffany said while pointing to the door of cabin 707, which was behind her.
"Well, let's see what's in there. Shall we," Altaica said as she reached for the knob and opened the door.
When opened, the door framed a standard Super Cargo guest cabin. Nothing seemed to be amiss or otherwise unusual.
Out take: As Altaica comes to the abrupt halt, she slips on a slippery spot and slides out of frame.
As the rest of the cast follow her slide, there is a loud crash and an "Oof!" as Altaica crashes into something.
Director: "Cut! Somebody clean up that floor." He then turns to where Altaica has landed, and in a more concerned tone asks, "Altaica, are you ok?"
Altaica, from off camera: "Yeah, I'm ok, but I think the catering wagon is going to have to be replaced."
All: "Not the catering wagon!"
Altaica, embarrassed: "Yes, I'm afraid so."
All: "Noooo!!!!"
Take two.
Out take:
Altaica: "Well let's see what in there. Shall we." She reaches for the door knob and it falls off in her hand. She turns to the camera and says, "I think it broke again."
Director: "CUT! Props!"
Take three.
Out take:
Altaica: "Well let's see what in there. Shall we." She reaches for the door knob, pushes on the door and it won't open. "Blasted thing is stuck now"
Tiffany: "Are the doors on the LD always this flaky?"
Director: "CUT! Props!"
The Gneech or any other "forumite" has permission to repost them there.
These are from my Tiffany in Space fanfic.
Scene:
She sleepily put on her robe, opened her bedroom door and stepped into a brightly lit corridor. She froze and was immediately wide awake. This was not her apartment. The door slammed shut behind her.
Out take: Door slams shut and door knob falls off with a clunk.
Tiffany: "Ummm, that wasn't supposed to happen was it?"
Director: "CUT! Props! Fix that thing!"
Scene:
At that moment Altaica came out of the nearest stairwell at almost full speed. She came to an abrupt halt and said, "Team at ease." She then turned to the other tigress and asked, "What are you doing here? How did you get here?"
"I don't know. I stepped out of my bedroom and into this hallway."
"Which door did you use?"
"That one," Tiffany said while pointing to the door of cabin 707, which was behind her.
"Well, let's see what's in there. Shall we," Altaica said as she reached for the knob and opened the door.
When opened, the door framed a standard Super Cargo guest cabin. Nothing seemed to be amiss or otherwise unusual.
Out take: As Altaica comes to the abrupt halt, she slips on a slippery spot and slides out of frame.
As the rest of the cast follow her slide, there is a loud crash and an "Oof!" as Altaica crashes into something.
Director: "Cut! Somebody clean up that floor." He then turns to where Altaica has landed, and in a more concerned tone asks, "Altaica, are you ok?"
Altaica, from off camera: "Yeah, I'm ok, but I think the catering wagon is going to have to be replaced."
All: "Not the catering wagon!"
Altaica, embarrassed: "Yes, I'm afraid so."
All: "Noooo!!!!"
Take two.
Out take:
Altaica: "Well let's see what in there. Shall we." She reaches for the door knob and it falls off in her hand. She turns to the camera and says, "I think it broke again."
Director: "CUT! Props!"
Take three.
Out take:
Altaica: "Well let's see what in there. Shall we." She reaches for the door knob, pushes on the door and it won't open. "Blasted thing is stuck now"
Tiffany: "Are the doors on the LD always this flaky?"
Director: "CUT! Props!"
