Stolen from Skipai, where I "shaved his car". :=3

[lionkingcmsl]

April Fool
artair	sells your dog on Ebay.
camstone	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
kamau_d_lyon	buys you a Russian Bride.
kelloggs2066	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
mammallamadevil	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
mooncat	glues your car to your bedroom ceiling.
quickcasey	paints your cat orange.
skipai	eggs your kidneys.
smrgol_t_kirin	smiles. All the time.
the_gneech	shaves your Russian Bride.
Prank Me

Nice trick Artair, being I don't have a dog. :=3
Cam, you need to plant a hedge, here, before you can trim it. :=3
Kamau, uh, oh. I'm worried. 8=0
Scott, are you trying to posion me with the Diet Coke? Everyone should know I'm a Diet Pepsi drinker. :=3
Yep, that sounds like MLD. BTW, Kerry, where are your shoes? :=3
Two things Mooncat: First how did you get my car into my house? And, what kind of glue did you use? 8=0
Casey, I know you like canids more, but did you really have to? I like Maggie gray and white. :=3
Skipai, I guess this is getting me back for "shaving your car", but one question: How can you egg my kidneys without removing them? :=/
That describes Smrgol to a "t". Well most of the time anyway. :=3
Gneech, are you in cahoots with Kamau? Leave it to the two lions to get this lion a bride and then shave her! :=3p

Comments

[quickcasey.livejournal.com]

Grey is one of my favourite colours, but orange is my very favourite.

the ones that I trouped in going from one side of UNLV to another yesterday?

[mammallamadevil.livejournal.com]

are still in my car..

The sandals, though, are in good shape next to my bed...and I've had three more rebuilt...(grin)

Thanks for asking! Enjoy the legion and bring us back truffles!

MLD

[camstone.livejournal.com]

Cam, you need to plant a hedge, here, before you can trim it. :=3

You mean that's not yours? Oh... nevermind. I must have been bored... you know what happens when I get bored. I think. Bad for foxies... ya know? =)

[skipai.livejournal.com]

Ah, its a top secret Otter move that we cannot tell lions :)

Or anyone else for that matter... *looks about*

We have to slinkie you to death if you knew, yeah, that's it....

Otters unite!!!!!

[mooncat.livejournal.com]

Two things Mooncat: First how did you get my car into my house? And, what kind of glue did you use? 8=0


*hides the chainsaw behind her back* It just came apart into easily luggable pieces, I swear, all by itself!

Why, super glue, of course ;)!

Ah.. HAAAA...

[light-lion.livejournal.com]

Yes. One lion will give you a bride. Another will shave it.

.....That.. seems just the logical approach.


...Somehow. c.c;;