Stolen from DarkPaw :=3
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lionkingcmslI think this list explains itself. :=3
LK = comments that I have. :=3
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS;
- Do not use while sleeping.
LK - Hmmm. No perms while you sleep, eh.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
LK - No purchase needed if you can read around the chips while they are still in the bag.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP,
- Directions: Use like regular soap.
LK- Versus irregular soap?
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost.
LK- May I add that you may want to heat it also?
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head.
LK - Dang! And I wanted to share it with my mate (which I don't have). :=3
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
LK - Read while holding the box over one's head I presume. :=3
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
- Product will be hot after heating
LK - Sounds like the warning you see on coffee cups now a days. :=/
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
LK - But I already have the clothes on. What a pain to take them off again.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
- Do not drive car or operate machinery
LK - I guess they're teaching them to drive younger and younger.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
- Warning: may cause drowsiness
LK - And here I thought it was going to keep me awake.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
- Warning keep out of children
LK - Someone must a weird way of storing knives.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
LK - I guess you can't use them both indoors and outdoors.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use
LK - And that other use is?
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
- Warning: contains nuts
LK - Well excuse me for expecting watermelons. :=3p
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
LK - For people who don't have a clue.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
LK - Hands or WHAT!!! That hurts just thinking about it. :=/
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
- Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
LK - Where do you want me to toss my cereal over to?
LK = comments that I have. :=3
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS;
- Do not use while sleeping.
LK - Hmmm. No perms while you sleep, eh.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
LK - No purchase needed if you can read around the chips while they are still in the bag.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP,
- Directions: Use like regular soap.
LK- Versus irregular soap?
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost.
LK- May I add that you may want to heat it also?
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head.
LK - Dang! And I wanted to share it with my mate (which I don't have). :=3
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
LK - Read while holding the box over one's head I presume. :=3
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
- Product will be hot after heating
LK - Sounds like the warning you see on coffee cups now a days. :=/
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
LK - But I already have the clothes on. What a pain to take them off again.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
- Do not drive car or operate machinery
LK - I guess they're teaching them to drive younger and younger.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
- Warning: may cause drowsiness
LK - And here I thought it was going to keep me awake.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
- Warning keep out of children
LK - Someone must a weird way of storing knives.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
LK - I guess you can't use them both indoors and outdoors.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use
LK - And that other use is?
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
- Warning: contains nuts
LK - Well excuse me for expecting watermelons. :=3p
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
LK - For people who don't have a clue.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
LK - Hands or WHAT!!! That hurts just thinking about it. :=/
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
- Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
LK - Where do you want me to toss my cereal over to?
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Date: 2002-01-20 03:47 pm (UTC)Anyway, I laughed pretty hard. ^_^
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Date: 2002-02-03 09:55 am (UTC)*Wags tail furiously at the funny happy words*